Brightguard: me but old and evil i want help

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Souldrainer: Hello, dear, how can I help you?

Brightguard: i am angry

Brightguard: i do not know how to explain

Brightguard: but

Brightguard: i want to hurt

Souldrainer: You are hurting?

Brightguard: yes but

Brightguard: i want to hurt the snake

Brightguard: she messed with dada

Brightguard: she messed with my thie

Brightguard: i am scared

Brightguard: she might mess with my little ba

Brightguard: if she does

Brightguard: i do not know what i could do

Brightguard: i went half defensive stance once to protect aster from a metal meanie

Brightguard: i would do much much worse to her

Brightguard: if she hurt retvik

Souldrainer: Dear, you are jumping to conclusions.

Souldrainer: It is… tempting to think about these things. I get it. I routinely fantasize about those who hurt me. But we cannot hurt someone before they have committed the offense.

Souldrainer: I am admittedly not the right person to speak to about this.

Souldrainer: I understand your fears though. I would hurt people if they hurt those I care about too.

Souldrainer: Do not DO anything. Do not strike first. But have a plan.

Brightguard: i

Brightguard: i see

Brightguard: thank you

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Souldrainer: Dear, are you online?

Brightguard is now online.

Brightguard: ah

Brightguard: me but evil and old

Brightguard: hello!

Brightguard: how can i send you pictures

Souldrainer: I have explained this before, you need to put them in an RTF file.

Brightguard: oh

Brightguard: i cannot do that right now

Brightguard: but you need me

Souldrainer: I have a question to ask of you.

Brightguard: a question

Brightguard: i like questions

Souldrainer: Well I have a very basic question for you.

Souldrainer: I want to get a gift for someone and I would like some advice.

Brightguard: gifts are nice

Brightguard: i want to get a big gift for retvik

Brightguard: but they are a baby and do not understand gifts yet

Souldrainer: I am glad you said that second thing.

Souldrainer: Anyway, I wish to get a gift for a Skyavok. They have been kind and helpful, but I do not know what would be nice for them.

Brightguard: who?

Souldrainer: You met him. His name is Kayel.

Brightguard: oh!!!

Brightguard: get them a shiny rock!!!

Souldrainer: A… a shiny rock?

Brightguard: old mama elkay gave me a shiny rock

Brightguard: it is white with a crack on it

Brightguard: they told me a cool fact about it but…

Brightguard: i do not remember the fact

Brightguard: but the idea is that you gift a shiny rock alongside some fact

Brightguard: because skyans like shadows and knowledge

Brightguard: and knowledge is hard to gift

Brightguard: but easier than a shadow

Souldrainer: Huh. Interesting.

Souldrainer: Thank you for the information, my dear.

Souldrainer: Are you doing alright?

Brightguard: we are happy!!!

Brightguard: very happy!!!!!

Brightguard: oh sorry have to go

Brightguard: metal meanie

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Brightguard: are there other good voidborns

Souldrainer: What do you mean, dear?

Brightguard: are there voidborns like staton and theosidis who are not bad

Souldrainer: Oh!

Souldrainer: You have met Theocydes?

Brightguard: is that their name

Souldrainer: Yes, they are an allied Voidborn.

Brightguard: oh

Brightguard: anyway i saw staton

Brightguard: kyr epani said they were not this kenostaton person

Brightguard: they said kenostaton was evil and stupid

Brightguard: staton is nice and we are friends

Souldrainer: Hm. You are around about the same age, so it makes sense.

Souldrainer: You got confirmation that Staton is not Kenostaton reincarnated, he is just a Voidborn who pulled himself out of the Eternal Darkness near your universe?

Brightguard: yes

Souldrainer: Ah. Good.

Brightguard: i am gonna go now

Souldrainer: Why?

Brightguard: aesop wants to do man stuff

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Brightguard: i am sorry about your miisa

Brightguard: that is why you asked me about them

Souldrainer: I appreciate your concern, but it was a long time ago.

Brightguard: i am still sorry

Brightguard: i am scared of losing my miisa

Brightguard: but also you had a very bad time

Brightguard: also you mentioned kuta

Brightguard: vok say i am like kuta

Brightguard: they are alive yes

Souldrainer: You are very intelligent, considering you are not even two years old.

Brightguard: i guess

Brightguard: i figure things out

Brightguard: oh no

Brightguard: another metal meanie

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Souldrainer: Hello, dear.

Brightguard: hello me but old and a bit evil

Brightguard: how are you

Souldrainer: I am well, thanks. Are you doing alright? Your recent posts seem a little… wobbly.

Brightguard: am alright

Brightguard: a lot going on

Brightguard: but things are settling down now

Brightguard: is it bad that i am year and a half old and i eat baby food

Brightguard: i like it

Brightguard: it is a whole meal in a small jar

Souldrainer: It is a little unusual, but I do not think it is a bad thing. You are a kid after all, but you do ought to make sure you are getting enough calories.

Brightguard: calories?

Souldrainer: You are young, yes, but you are physically a teenager, and you are very active, so you need to make sure to eat enough food with enough nutritional value to stay healthy.

Brightguard: oh i see

Brightguard: i eat other food too

Brightguard: i had cookies with miisa the other day!

Souldrainer: Who… who is Miisa?

Brightguard: my forever-friend!!!

Brightguard: my bestest best friend who is the same age as me kinda

Souldrainer: Ah, I see.

Souldrainer: May I ask a favour of you, little one?

Brightguard: i guess

Souldrainer: Make sure you look after this Miisa person. She…

Souldrainer: They are very special.

Brightguard: of course

Brightguard: i already look after them

Brightguard: we are forever-friends

Souldrainer: Are they smart? And pretty? With nice, purple plating?

Brightguard: yes

Brightguard: i like them a lot but they are a bit

Brightguard: a bit mentally older than me

Brightguard: i will look after them

Brightguard: i promise

Souldrainer: Good. I hope you can cherish Miisa. And I am sure she… they will cherish you back.

Souldrainer: Please excuse me, I have other duties now. Have a good day, deary.

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Brightguard: kyr old evil litvir?

Brightguard: i have a question

Brightguard: are you overprotective like me?

Souldrainer is now online.

Souldrainer: Hello, deary.

Souldrainer: What do you mean?

Brightguard: i am very protective of family

Brightguard: too protective

Souldrainer: Well, it depends.

Souldrainer: To me, you seem to be just above normal New-Universe Rethan levels of protective.

Souldrainer: But I would assume your duties as the Deity of Protection can make that worse.

Brightguard: but what if i were to kill to protect my little sibling?

Souldrainer: That is normal.

Souldrainer: When I was a kid, I killed to protect my sibling.

Brightguard: oh

Brightguard: alright

Brightguard: oh no

Brightguard: metal meanie

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Souldrainer: Did you draw that picture?

Brightguard: yes

Brightguard: i love art

Brightguard: do you like art

Souldrainer: Hm.

Souldrainer: I have not really sat down and drawn before.

Brightguard: you should try it it is fun

Souldrainer: Perhaps I will.

Souldrainer: Is that what your little sibling looks like?

Brightguard: yes except real

Souldrainer: They look like someone I know.

Brightguard: you know a retvik

Souldrainer: I do. How do you know?

Brightguard: i see your posts

Brightguard: why is your retvik sad

Brightguard: are they your sibling

Souldrainer: Um, no. I know a few people called Retvik.

Brightguard: which retvik were you talking about

Souldrainer: My partner. Retvik and I have been loving partners for about three years now.

Brightguard: oh no

Brightguard: no no no

Souldrainer: What is wrong?

Brightguard: the p word

Brightguard: and the l word together

Brightguard: icky!!!!

Brightguard: i do not like what you said

Brightguard: i will go away and do something else to get rid of the icky thoughts!

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Souldrainer: Bloody Light…

Brightguard is now online.

Brightguard: how do i send pictures

Souldrainer: You cannot send pictures on your version of the app.

Brightguard: aw

Brightguard: i wanted to send a picture of my little sibling

Souldrainer: You have a little sibling?

Brightguard: mama gaths egg hatched

Brightguard: i have little sibling now

Brightguard: they are called retvik

Brightguard: i love them very much

Brightguard: oh no i have to go

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Souldrainer: Alright what the fuck?

Brightguard is now online.

Brightguard: baby

Souldrainer: ?

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Souldrainer: ???

Brightguard is now online.

Brightguard: the connection is weak

Souldrainer: To be expected.

Souldrainer: The periuniversal network connection known as Deathnet cannot penetrate the Vast Skin of most universes, so you will struggle to receive messages.

Brightguard: i see

Brightguard: how does deathnet work

Souldrainer: Honestly? A very good question. I do not know myself.

Brightguard: why

Souldrainer: I have a basic understanding of how an internal universe connection works, mostly by transmitting data at the speed of light to and from satellites which go between planets, but admittedly, both my old universe and your new universe had very high speeds of light which made that feasible for cross-solar-system communications.

Souldrainer: Out here? I have no idea. The science is so vastly complicated that it is essentially magic to me.

Brightguard: i like magic

Brightguard: this athren once made a magic

Brightguard: they turned a balloon into an animal

Brightguard: but i accidentally made it pop and it died

Souldrainer: …

Souldrainer: Dear, that was not a real animal or magic, it was just a trick.

Brightguard: oh

Brightguard: also i need to go inside the connection is about to die

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